Venetian Princess - I Kissed A Girl-spoof lyrics

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It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy

<br />He took me to meet his old Granny

<br />Then something phased me

<br />She's not like most elderly

<br />She kept glaring from behind the chips

<br />I went to kiss her on the cheek

<br />And

<br />She went for my lips!

<br />

<br />I kissed a girl and I liked it

<br />Taste of her denture cream

<br />If I had a drink she would have spiked it

<br />But it's okay with me

<br />I was enticed

<br />I found my vice

<br />I wish she had planted one on me twice

<br />It was my sin soft wrinkled skin

<br />Stretched saggy chin

<br />A toothless grin

<br />

<br />No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter

<br />Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter

<br />This burning flame it can't be tamed

<br />No! I cannot resist her snow white hair

<br />Vintage wheelchair

<br />Sparks flew the moment we kissed!

<br />

<br />I kissed a girl, and I liked it

<br />Taste of her denture cream

<br />If I had a drink she would have spiked it,

<br />But it's okay with me

<br />I was enticed I found my vice

<br />I wish she had planted one on me twice

<br />It was my sin soft wrinkled skin

<br />Stretched saggy chin

<br />A toothless grin

<br />

<br />I don't what happened to me

<br />My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies

<br />Walkers, dentures, and hearings aids

<br />I like my ladies older by

<br />Decades...........

<br />Oh uh oh oh uh oh oh oh uh ohhhhhh.......

<br />SECURITY!!<br /><br />

Thanks to Alicina for these lyrics