Veggie Tales - We're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything lyrics

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Arr, arr, arr, arr<br />

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We are the pirates who don't do anything <br />

We just stay at home and lay around<br />

And if you ask us to do anything<br />

Well just tell you we don't do anything<br />

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But I've never been to Cleveland<br />

And I've never been to Denver<br />

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul<br />

And I've never been to Moscow<br />

And I've never been to Tampa<br />

And I've never been to Boston in the fall<br />

<br />

We are the pirates who don't do anything <br />

We just stay at home and lay around<br />

And if you ask us to do anything<br />

Well just tell you we don't do anything<br />

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And I've never hoist the main sail<br />

And I've never swabbed the poop deck<br />

And I've never veer to starboard<br />

Cause I never sail at all<br />

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And I've never walked the gangplank<br />

And I've never owned a parrot<br />

And I've never been to Boston in the fall<br />

<br />

Cause were the pirates who don't do anything <br />

We just stay at home and lay around<br />

And if you ask us to do anything<br />

Well just tell you we don't do anything<br />

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Well I've never plucked a rooster<br />

And I'm not too good at ping pong<br />

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes<br />

Up against the wall<br />

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And I've never kissed a chipmunk<br />

And I've never gotten head lice <br />

And I've never been to Boston in the fall<br />

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And I've never licked a spark plug<br />

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug<br />

And I've never painted daises <br />

On a big red rubber ball<br />

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And I've never bathed in yogurt<br />

And I don't look good in leggings<br />

And We've never been to Boston in the fall!</