[intro (obie trice)]
"obie trice/real name no gimmicks"

[refrain 1]
2 trailer park girls go round me outside
Round me outsideround me outside
[repeat refrain 1]

[refrain 2]
Guess whos backback again
Shadys backtell a friend
Guess who's backguess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[verse 1]
I've created a monstercuz nobody wants to
See marshall no more they want shady I'm chopped liver
Well if you want shadythis is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
Shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job ms. cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the fcc wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dipbum on your lips fuck that
Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits fuck
You debbie_!

[chorus x2]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

[verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassedtheir parents still listen to elvis
They start feeling the prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionaryvision is scarycould start a revolutionpollutin the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel an baskin the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? 
Well I'm back [batman sound]
Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interestingthe best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "attention please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisancewho sentyou sent for me? 

[chorus x2]

[verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-itI'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit.
Chris kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little limp bizkit bastardsand moby
You can get stomped by obieyou 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know meyou're too old let go it's overnobody listens to techno
Now lets gojust give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dopesuspenseful with a pencil ever since
Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seemseverybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgustingbut it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since elvis presleyto do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

[chorus x2]

(hum dei dei la la hum dei dei la la... la la la) [x2] "kids"