Vanity - If A Girl Answers Hang Up lyrics

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V: Brenda how we gonna get to the party?<br />

Call up Jimmy. He's got a car.<br />

And what if a girl answers?<br />

Hang up<br />

Hang up nothin' Jimmy said I was his girl<br />

Honey dont you know everyones Jimmy's girl<br />

Brenda I know better then anybody<br />

Well if a girl answers dont hang up just talk about it<br />

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Hello - this is Vanity is Jimmy home<br />

Yes but he's taking a shower<br />

Oh I see did he just take out the trash<br />

No that was something he use to do now he's taking out me<br />

Oh I see well tell him he left his pants over here last night<br />

Thats ok you keepem' he wont be needing them tonight<br />

Oh whats the matter is he going swimming<br />

Why no we was gonna go but he said he did that last night<br />

Well sugar I know about a great party, why dont you bring us your car<br />

So sorry baby I never go to singles bars<br />

Single is that what you think, Tramp I'm taking your dad<br />

Oh he died about 7 years back now aint that just to bad<br />

Well thats how we like them, tall stiff and ready. Thats positivly more then I can say for dead Jimmy<br />

Thats because he was swollowing vitamin E now he's swollowing me<br />

Oh you mean you were swollowing him, why dont you just tie a mattress to your back<br />

I'm gonna need it cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack<br />

All thats gonna fall is the wig off your head..now what ya think about that<br />

I think I'd rather wear a wig then run a motel for roaches, ants and lice, dogs and cats in my hat<br />

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BRENDA:<br />

Hey thats gone to far here give me the phone<br />

Hey tramp take a bath and puke.<br />

Whats more you can kiss where the sun dont shine, if that dont work we can duke.<br />

You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with himself<br />

None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.<br />

If I wasnt a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new face<br />

then take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love it <br />

cause you got no taste.<br />

And if that dont work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like now<br />

Honey I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.<br />

Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a car<br />

cause as far as I can see he cant afford to buy the beat of this star<br />

There is two things we cant stand<br />

Ones a jive talk man<br />

the other is a jive talk man with no money <br />

can you dig it<br />

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