Urinetown movie - Mr. Cladwell lyrics
rate me<br>
Cladwell<br>
I saw gray skies, foreboding and cold!<br>
I saw gray skies and made them rain gold!<br>
Now those skies aren't so bleak to behold!<br>
They're still gray<br>
But they pay<br>
For your sal'ries tenfold!<br>
<br>
I took this town that formerly stank<br>
I took this town and made it smell swank!<br>
I made flushing mean flush at the bank!<br>
I'm the man<br>
With the plan<br>
And so who should you thank?<br>
<br>
McQueen<br>
Whom?<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Mister Cladwell<br>
We're so thankful<br>
For that bank full of dough!<br>
You're a toreador<br>
And it's cash that you gore!<br>
Could we hope for much more?<br>
We really doubt it!<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
You may be right there!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Mister Cladwell<br>
You've got riches<br>
Which is just what we need!<br>
<br>
We say<br>
Hail to you, the Duke of the ducats!<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
I can bring in bucks by the buckets!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
You're the master<br>
You're making money!<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
Faster still than bees making honey!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
You're Mister Cladwell!<br>
<br>
Hope<br>
Gosh Daddy, I never realized large, monopolizing corporations could be<br>
such a force for good in the world.<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
Few do.<br>
<br>
McQueen<br>
All those coins<br>
That we take from the throng<br>
End up here<br>
Where those coins all belong<br>
Lots of coins<br>
Make our company strong!<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
Charging fees<br>
As we please<br>
Is our right - it's not wrong!<br>
<br>
McQueen<br>
We're not greedy as some make us seem<br>
We need funds for our big research team<br>
<br>
Dr. Billeaux<br>
Men in labcoats and test tubes with steam!<br>
<br>
Cladwell and McQueen<br>
What it shows<br>
No one knows<br>
But, hey, still we can dream!<br>
<br>
McQueen<br>
Of!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Mister Cladwell<br>
Finding answers<br>
Curing cancers<br>
Of doubt!<br>
<br>
Your ambitions are high<br>
But you're<br>
Humble as pie!<br>
What a wonderful guy!<br>
We simply love you!<br>
<br>
Hope<br>
Da-<br>
<br>
Da, Da<br>
Da, Da, Daddy<br>
That's my Dad!<br>
Daddy<br>
Daddy<br>
That's my Daddy<br>
And I simply<br>
Love you!<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
You're making me blush now!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Mister Cladwell<br>
You're so godly!<br>
Oddly perfect and right!<br>
<br>
Men<br>
You are continental, yet<br>
Unpretentious!<br>
<br>
Women<br>
Fancy-free, yet so conscientious!<br>
<br>
Men<br>
Wise but trendy, tough as a mountain!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Goodness flows from you like a fountain!<br>
You're mister, you're Mister -<br>
<br>
Cladwell<br>
Cladwell!<br>
<br>
Chorus<br>
Cladwell!<br>
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