Urinetown movie - It's A Privelege To Pee lyrics
rate me<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
Bobby! Bobby, reason with the woman. I'm a little short this morning.<br>
<br>
Bobby<br>
He's my Pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free? Just this once?<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
Get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong. No one gets in for free.<br>
Every morning you all come here. And every morning some of you got<br>
reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya ya is gonna pay!<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
In the name of God, Penny, what difference could it make?<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
What difference?!<br>
<br>
"Times are hard"<br>
"Our cash is tight"<br>
"You've got no right"<br>
I've heard it all before<br>
"Just this once"<br>
Is once too much<br>
Cause once they've onced<br>
They'll want to once once more<br>
<br>
I run the only toilet<br>
In this part of town, you see<br>
So, if you've got to go<br>
You've got to go through me<br>
<br>
It's a privilege to pee<br>
Water's worth its weight<br>
In gold these days<br>
<br>
No more bathrooms<br>
Like in olden days<br>
You come here and pay a fee<br>
For the privilege to pee<br>
<br>
Twenty years we've had the drought<br>
And our reservoirs have all dried up<br>
I take my baths now in a coffee cup<br>
I boil what's left of it for tea<br>
And it's a privilege to pee<br>
<br>
The politicians in their wisdom saw<br>
That there should be a law<br>
The politicians taxed the toilets<br>
And made illegal<br>
Public urination and defecation<br>
<br>
So, come and give your coins to me<br>
Write your name here in the record book<br>
The authorities will want to look<br>
If you've been regular with me<br>
If you've paid the proper fee<br>
For the privilege to pee<br>
<br>
Bobby<br>
But Ms. Pennywise -<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
I said no buts, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep<br>
you around, but this main ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time.<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do!<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
You think you've got<br>
Some kind of right?<br>
<br>
The Poor<br>
Kind of right, kind of right!<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
You think you'll come in here and go for free?<br>
<br>
The Poor<br>
Snag a freebie!<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
The only thing you'll get it "no" for free!<br>
<br>
The Poor<br>
Negatory!<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
I'm a business gal, you see<br>
<br>
The Poor<br>
Business gal you see!<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
I sell the<br>
Privilege to pee! The Poor<br>
<br>
It's a privilege to pee<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
The good Lord made us<br>
So we'd piss each day<br>
Until we piss away<br>
The good Lord made sure<br>
That what goes in men<br>
Must soon come out again<br>
So you're no different then<br>
From lowly me<br>
<br>
The Poor<br>
Me<br>
Lowly me<br>
Lowly me<br>
Lowly me<br>
Lowly me!<br>
<br>
Bobby<br>
But, Ms. Pennywise -<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
That's enough, Bobby.<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
And I think I'll charge you twice<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
No need to jeopardize your position.<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
Or better yet, have you arrested<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
I'm through with all this, you see.<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
Since you prefer the law gets tested<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
Scrapin' cash three times a day<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
And in Urinetown you'll see<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
Crazy with the nitrates half the time<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
Why it's dumb to fight with me<br>
<br>
Old Man Strong<br>
It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live.<br>
<br>
Penny<br>
For the privilege to pee!<br>
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