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<br> Lockstock<br> If there's one thing I've learned in my many years of enforcing the laws<br> of this city, it's that the journey down to Urinetown offers no<br> surprises. Not even from the very toughest amongst us. On that journey<br> expect only the expected.<br> <br> It's a hard, cold, tumble of a journey<br> Worthy of a gurney, a bumble down<br> A slapped face, smacked with a mace<br> Certain to debase is our stumble down<br> <br> It's a path that leads you only one place<br> Horrible to retrace, a crumble down<br> A hard, cold, tumble of a tourney<br> Jumble of a journey to Urinetown<br> <br> Lockstock and Barrel<br> Julie Cassidy<br> Went to a field behind a tree<br> Saw there was no one who could see<br> <br> Lockstock<br> Her pee -<br> <br> Barrel<br> <br> Lockstock and Barrel<br> And Jacob Rosenblum<br> Thought he was safe up in his room<br> Didn't know the jars he kept up there<br> Would obligate a trip to Urine-tomb!<br> <br> Lockstock<br> There are those who think our<br> Methods vicious -<br> <br> Barrel<br> Overly malicious -<br> <br> Lockstock<br> A bunch of brutes, but it's we who<br> Gather for the people -<br> <br> Barrel<br> Tavern to the steeple -<br> <br> Lockstock<br> Lawful fruits!<br> Our task: bring a little order -<br> <br> Barrel<br> Swindle out a hoarder -<br> <br> Lockstock<br> From what he loots, as the book says<br> "Certainly a season" -<br> <br> Barrel<br> Trample out a treason -<br> <br> All<br> With hobnail boots!<br> Roger Roosevelt<br> Kept a cup below his belt<br> Cup ran over when he knelt<br> <br> Lockstock<br> He smelt -<br> <br> Barrel<br> We dealt!<br> <br> All<br> And Joseph "Old Man" Strong<br> Held his pee for much too long<br> Hoped his son might bail him out<br> His guess was good but also wrong!<br> <br> Lockstock<br> Years past all lived in a jungle<br> Scooping out a bungle, nature's bowl<br> Life of constant deprivation<br> Certain aggravation took its toll<br> <br> Soon learned power of the truncheon<br> Organize a function king to pawn<br> So if peace is what you're after<br> Urinetown's the rafter to hang it on!<br> <br> Girl Cop 1<br> Julie Cassidy -<br> <br> Boy Cop 1<br> Jacob Rosenbloom -<br> <br> Boy Cop 2<br> Roger Roosevelt -<br> <br> Boy Cop 1<br> Jacob Rosenbloom -<br> <br> Girl Cop 1<br> Julie Cassidy -<br> <br> Boy Cop 3<br> Joseph Old Man Strong -<br> <br> Lockstock and Barrel<br> Don't be like them! Don't be like them!<br> <br> Lockstock<br> It's a hard, cold,<br> Tumble of a journey<br> Worthy of a gurney,<br> A bumble down<br> A slapped face,<br> Smacked with a mace<br> Certain to debase<br> Is our stumble down Female Cops<br> <br> It's a hard, cold,<br> Tumble of a journey<br> Worthy of a gurney,<br> A bumble down<br> A slapped face,<br> Smacked with a mace<br> Certain to debase Male Cops<br> <br> <br> It's a hard, cold,<br> Tumble of a journey<br> Worthy of a gurney,<br> A bumble down<br> A slapped face,<br> Smacked with a mace<br> <br> All<br> It's a path that leads you only one place<br> Horrible to retrace, a crumble down<br> A hard, cold, tumble of a tourney<br> Jumble of a journey to Urinetown!<br> <br>
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