Universal Hall Pass - Katrinah Josephina lyrics

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katrinah josephina is no longer, so they say

she disappeared one year ago and not a trace remains

all the theories are just heresay as to why she disappeard

some say she was abducted and some say she drowned in fear

and what a joy it is to be the only one who knows

katrinah josephina journeys 90 leagues below

she's singing the praises of angels and sages (repeat and add:)

oh, when the pills wear off, the symptoms will return

you may have found relief, the cause has still yet to be learned

as a child she was quite mystified in searching for the soul

so with spade in hand she soon began to dig a little hole

at one league and 15 years she ventured down her tunneled plight

and was greeted by a troupe of dancing demons stanced to fight

each demon bid her "say our names, as our names you should know

until such time your chains will bind us follow where you go"

and what a joy it is to be the only one who knows

katrina josephina soon identified her foes

yes

she's still singing the praises of angels and sages (repeat and add:)

oh, when the pills wear of, the demons will return

unless you're brave enough to face the ruler of their world

after years upon the surface higher learning taught her well

the value of the human soul's a dollar earned in hell

so one year ago upon this night she dragged me to her hole

her waist was roped, "don't dare let go!", her voice resounded from below

keep singing the praises of angels and sages

'cause when the pills wear off