Unicorns, The - Child Star-Unicorns Are People Too lyrics

rate me

alden: is there a poster of me

on your wall

with short-short shorts or zipped down jeans?

do you look up at night

and wish you were me,

under the stage under hot lights?

are you visceral viscous?

do you wanna make love to my sweet visage?

and then pretend...it's you it's you it's you

nick: i wrote you a letter

to become a member

of your fan club

but all i got in the mail was

return to sender

alden: i was a child star, it wasn't easy

nick: well i'm a child now, and you broke my heart