TYLER THE CREATOR - Screw Pimp Slaps lyrics

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<strong>Screw Pimp Slaps Lyrics</strong>

[verse 1]

my window is a book and i’m a fuckin’ crook

stealin’ phones to call home but the line is off the hook

and if my mother answer, i’ll ask her

what she wants on 25th because i’m chillin’ with prancer

rudolph, adolf, hitler

rollin’ with nineteen 882s like it’s 1988

but my speakers are bleedin’, the doctor’s in uniform

fuck cars i have a damn unicorn

that flies me to places, with spaceships, that don’t need money

where i can free at hand, eat candy with easter bunnies

where donuts equal water, inhalers and mushrooms

and we don’t have cars, we have balloons and we zoom through

sound and the bass is astoundin’

the snare plays square no roundin’

major ninth chords tower synth like it’s yao ming

kobe, imaginary friends, fuck homies (they don’t know me)

the tooth fairy blow me, swallow don’t shit this

with my donald trump hair piece you’re an apprentice

you’re fired and tired, you can’t stay up like a limp dick

if you think you can spit then i am the fuckin’ dentist

my visions that i record, the instruments i adore

the happiness that i hoard (can’t be bought) at liquor stores

you faggots can buy chains but utopia can’t afford

and they sore on hatin’ reality that i ignore

you can try to walk inside my brain but i close the door

fuck dogs, i roll around with my pet dinosaur

yeah, hodgy beats (drop it)

[verse 2]

fuck dogs, walk around with a pet dinosaur

wing flaps on the back of my pet rhinosaur

gold chains, 24, niggas must be shinin’ more

the money gets closer when you seem to be grindin’ more

and it feels better than a tongue-kiss

carbonated with the flow, orange-flavored sunkist

we musically grow unto the world like a fungus

amongst this, playin’ the piano like a trumpet

little guy, but his words sound so humongous

eat ’til you obese, arteries clot, need lunges

mellowhype from ralph lauren to the hundreds

my crew cliqued up like brady bunch is

the captain that crunches, invitin’ you to lunches

my nutrition have robots malfunction

i suggest you stay away from the factory

my breath chemical, i don’t know how you’ll react to me

it’s a dog-eat-dog world so i double doggy dare it

hold it in my hand as i stare it

down, like a magnifyin’ glass to a diamond with a karat

i read through niggas that bluff like a tarot

they copy my actions, i call them fools parrots

i’m the pyro with one eyelid that weareth

long hair for wisdom while bitch mades nair it

i don’t care if the heat i throw is unbearable

just know, it’s shareable, and there i go, where i go

i don’t know, obviously i disappear

close your eyes bitch, i’m all in your ear

i have your hearts as if i stabbed it with a spear

and wrote my flows with your blood smears

if you can’t see a legend, i’mma make it clear: nigga i’m right here

[outro]

golden grill, cadillac deville (drop it) nigga we pimp

grill golden, chain frozen, we pimp, we pimp, we pimp