Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Biscuit Rap lyrics
rate meJohnny:
Because u could keep any bitch I got my rich tea bitch tea I tell ya im a junkie a flunky cruzin ma ass with a Oreo don't need a hoe, got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now.
I need a Kit-Kat when the rhymes fat , with the beat I cant cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell no.
Gaz :
But Johnny don't ya know, oh oh.
Don't be a fool when ya dip them in your tea,
there not, there not gonna make you happy
Johnny:
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,
I int dunking no girl like a biscuit
I int gonna change so don't try to twist it
Gaz:
Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea
There not good enough for you and me.
Johnny:
I int gonna go and have a roll in the hay, no way,
Ill have a fig roll, ya dig bro, don't want to go havin fun ill stay 1 with the bourbon,
A hob nob, that's the only dog im dippin I aint flippin, Want a cookie, ull b trippin,
The hoes say try my choc chip treats that aint sweet I aint no piece of meat
I want wafer, u been away for
A night with a she dog u want a biscuit but dog don't got none nooo!
Gaz:
Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea
Even though they're nice and cru-un-chy
Johnny:
Hush Up Bitch, I got mah lovely crunchy biscuit hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it
I int dunkin a girl like a biscuit I int gonna change so don't try n twist it
Can you see the philosophy of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me
And ma soul will ever be entwined with a whole left
When a mother, however fine, tries to share my life with my biccy time
Gaz:
Don't be a fool when ya dip them in ya tea
There not, there not gonna make ya happy
Johnny:
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits, hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,
I int dunkin no girl like a biscuit never gonna change so don't try to twist it
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits hell ill say it once more case ya missed it
I int dunkin no girls like a biscuit, never gonna change so don't try to twist it,
Yeh.
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