Twiztid - Fuckkonthe1stdate lyrics

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Hi! My name's Lisa

I'm what some people call a sex addict

I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys

It doesn't make me a freak, ok?

I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style

And suck cock and all that you know?

I mean I usually just tell 'em

Pull that muthafucka out and let me see it

Get started...

Now let me introduce myself as the man

Fuckin' every bitch in the world that says I can

And I won't even play with bitches that don't fuck

All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked

And I don't need all the stress and all the games

And all the callin' me names

And your frontin' like your sayin, bitch

You ain't shit but a hoe and the trickin'

All your good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick

Wanna blame it on my music?

Well that will never happen

Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'

Don't get me the slighter on that ass and buttcheeks

And keep my dick the splashin' cum on bed sheets

I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid

Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?

Fuck that, I won't spend no nickle on no ass

I don't even want no stankin' bitch, stankin' by my cash

[x2]

Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass

Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast

But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

Bitch with them big lips

I'm a young nigga

With crazy fuckin' my hips

And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do

And by the end of the night you want me to fuck you

Hey bitch that's a nice ass

Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance

Got me arousing in my pants and a pitch in the tent

It's just a video camera no need to get upset

Hey bitch do you like sex?

Well me too

I'mma pull my dick out and this is what we gonna do

Fuck till the sun comes up and fall asleep

Leaving pusss battered and brused and numb for weeks

You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstical

Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle

And lick it all on the sides and tip

You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips

UHHhhh...

[x2]

Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass

Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast

But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

You can tell it from the getgo bitch, I ain't the one

And stricly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb

I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time

And the most hoes I fuck in one night is like five

DAAAAMN...

You can say I'm addicted to sex

But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death

Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right

Let a killa know, if your fuckin' tonight

Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?

I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach

Leavin' a rash on my cock

Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hots

Hey Bitch, would you finger your box?

And rub the butt of a nigga name madrox

Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick

So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey bitch...

[x2]

Bitch, I'mma cum outta' my pants

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass

Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast

But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

You stupid bitch, what the fuck do you think this is?

I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie

And you don't wanna fuck?

Who the fuck do you think you are muthafuckin' Liz Claybourn bitch?

I don't like that shit and I don't like you

So if you ain't fuckin, you need to bounce, bitch

That's for my mods

I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit