Trout Fishing In America - C-A-T in the H-E-N House lyrics

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Theres a C-A-T in the H-E-N house

Whats that cat doing there?

A C-A-T with the H-E-Ns

Those silly hens dont really care.

Theres a D-O-G in the D-O-G house

Wants a W-A-L-K

Dogs go C-R-A-Z-Y

If that word you ever say.

If you can S-P-E-L-L it out

Youll know what theyre spelling about

Let me spell you something true

I L-O-V-E-Y-O-U.

Theres a B-I-R-D in a birdhouse

Hes a handsome parakeet

Put your finger in his cage

Youll find out hes not too sweet.

Theres an F-R-O-G on a lily pad

He sounds so sad

Singing songs that hurt so bad

Frog karaoke on a lily pad.

Theres an M-U-L-E singing opera

But he sounds a little hoarse

Hes not an H-O-R-S-E.

Hes a mule without a voice.

Theres a P-I-G in the bathroom

Ive really, really gotta go.

Whats that pig doing in the bathroom?

I dont think I want to know.