Trout Fishing In America - C-A-T in the H-E-N Houserate me
Theres a C-A-T in the H-E-N house
Whats that cat doing there?
A C-A-T with the H-E-Ns
Those silly hens dont really care.
Theres a D-O-G in the D-O-G house
Wants a W-A-L-K
Dogs go C-R-A-Z-Y
If that word you ever say.
If you can S-P-E-L-L it out
Youll know what theyre spelling about
Let me spell you something true
Theres a B-I-R-D in a birdhouse
Hes a handsome parakeet
Put your finger in his cage
Youll find out hes not too sweet.
Theres an F-R-O-G on a lily pad
He sounds so sad
Singing songs that hurt so bad
Frog karaoke on a lily pad.
Theres an M-U-L-E singing opera
But he sounds a little hoarse
Hes not an H-O-R-S-E.
Hes a mule without a voice.
Theres a P-I-G in the bathroom
Ive really, really gotta go.
Whats that pig doing in the bathroom?
I dont think I want to know.