Tripod - Mary-Anne lyrics

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Her name was mary anne

she made him feel like a man

im not saying that he felt like a man

he didnt want a man

he liked them as friends

but he didnt feel like a man

in the same way you feel like having an icey pole.

"its alright, i know what to do, if u could just start from the top"

Her name was nicole

she made him feel like a hole..

"feel like a hole?"

"it has to rhyme with nicole."

"Just use her actual name,

we'll find a rhyme for it."

"What's her actual name?"

"Magina..HIT IT!"

"Ive got one for mary anne."

Her name was mary anne

she made him feel like a man

but she didnt even know he existed

but oh whenever she walked past

his heart would stop..

So he was dead before they even got started

coz his heart had stopped when he caught sight of her

it was death at first sight

they never made it one night

"he didnt fucking die! alright? he didnt die"

"you said his heart had stopped, what is he? the undead?"

"no...no....no...no"

"i dont know what else im sposed to do"

"no...he's not un....undead"

"is he doomed to walk the earth and be in a shit song?

"thats MY fucking life, now you play..."

Her name was mary anne

she had the body of a godess

and the face of an angel

every mans desire

she set his world on fire..

so they were all dead before they even got started...

and they...

because they were in an incentuary disaster

"Join in if you know the words"

"shut...the...fuck...up scod

shut...the...fuck...up

shut...the...fuck..up

shut the fuck up!!"

"You said the world had caught fire!"

"It's a metaphor!"

"i reckon my mum could beat your mum in a fight. you knwo that?"

"my dad could beat your mum in a fight"

"you suck and so does your mum"

"hey, hey, hey, hey. hey. say what you like about my mum, leave me out of it."

"i reckon i can fix this song up, by the way. maryanne? Just play, and i'll sing and it'll be good."

Her name was maryanne

She was searching for a man

Her silouhette was unmistakable

She stood out in a crowd

She had a shapely head

And a long flowing nose

She was hideous

A walking disaster

A cranky crone (?)

A picture of disgust

She caught his eye

And returned it promptly

He was glad that she could catch it

But they couldn't re-attatch it

He was blinded for all time

"Alright"

So they lived happilyyyyyyyyyyyy

Because he couldn't seeeeeeeeeee

That she was so uglyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm glad it wasn't me...

And they lived happily.