Tripod - Ikea Song lyrics

rate me

I think that I

Wanna try

Getting work with the guy

Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea

So they can put em on show

I think they must

Cost a lot

They look real and they're not

They're only fake and they put em on the shelves at Ikea

So when the customers go

And wonder what the stuff would lool like at home

It's all set up so they know

I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques

I could branch out on a sideline and make plastic food that you can't eat

And plastic trees

But my first love is TVs

I'll make them big

Make them fake

There's a lot that's at stake

I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea

The stuff that isn't for sale

You feel so good

So at ease

There's no grime or disease

My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happier

Plastic world at Ikea

There's no electrical problems on a plastic cd player

And you can't hurt your back carrying a hollow fridge

You'll never see a single murder on the blank screen of the telly

Plastic printers don't use paper not a single tree is killed

I think that I

Wanna try

Getting work with the guy

Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea