Trent Tomlinson - Drunker Than Me lyrics

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Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation,

In your inability to handle your libation.

Go zero to sixty,

When you get on the whiskey.

Well, used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'.

Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'.

Well, I miss the way that it was,

Can't even catch a good buzz.

'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home,

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone.

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab.

I don't mean to make you mad,

But I don't want that responsibility,

An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me.

Well, I never thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another."

'Cause, baby, you turned into me, an' I became my mother.

Well, here's what I'm thinkin':

You're interferin' with my drinkin'.

I think I have an answer to our present situation,

'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations.

So let me make this clear:

Hey I'm the one who's drinkin' here.

'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home,

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone.

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab.

I don't mean to make you mad,

But I don't want that responsibility,

An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me.

I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time.

But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine.

You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby.

I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home,

Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone.

Who'll pay the bill, call a cab.

I don't mean to make you mad,

But I don't want that responsibility,

An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me.

No, I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me, yeah.

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