<b>Itchin' for You</b> by <i>Trailer Bride</i><br />


Fleas and ticks, 

tigers and mites,

All these things, 

they sure like to bite you,

In the middle of the night, 

Middle of the night,

In the middle of the night

I'm itchin' for you.



It's like poison ivy 

Under polyester pants,

Do a little two-step 

Like I'm standing in ants,



Cause I'm itchin' for you,

Itchin' for you 

Itchin' for you, 

But you just ain't in the mood.



Yes I'm itchin' for you,

Itchin' for you, 

Itchin' for you babe,

But you just ain't in the mood,



Poor little lightin' bug

I know just how he feels,

He's flashing hard at my porch light,

She's real pretty, she won't listen,

She's a quite hot 60 Wat big sun,



Well I'd be flashing for you,

Flashing for you,

Flashing for you,

But you just ain't in the mood,



Flashing for you,

But you just ain't in the mood.