Toy Dolls - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa lyrics

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Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees

And begged you not to leave

Because I'd go berserk?

Well. . .

You left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone

Completely out of my mind

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke

And so you laughed

You laughed when I had said

That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh

You laughed, you laughed and laughed

And then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad!

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food

I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!

Hah. . .

Well you just wait

They'll find you yet

And when they do they'll

Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!

And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!