Tossers - Whiskey Makes Me Crazy lyrics

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<br>I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance <br>Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants <br>I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course <br>We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce <br> <br>Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy <br>Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy <br> <br>I curled up with my wife after I'd gone to wet my throat <br>Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat <br>My friends do not invite me anymore for anything <br>Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything <br> <br>My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue <br>Now I have a wife and sure she's beating on me too <br>I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled <br>But it's off now to Christina's place to go get fucking drilled<br><!-- stopprint -->