Too - Cocktails lyrics

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These are the tales, the freaky tales<br />

these are the tales, that i tell so well<br />

you dont like my dirty raps <br />

you can go to hell<br />

short doggs on the mic <br />

tellin cocktails<br />

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H-E-A-D,<br />

All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P<br />

You're just a big freak, you better not complain,<br />

When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.<br />

If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing<br />

I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.<br />

If I call Marie, I know for a fact<br />

I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac<br />

I met this freak named Naomi<br />

Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie.<br />

She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki<br />

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.<br />

She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina<br />

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.<br />

I took her to my house and told her strip<br />

Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.<br />

I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want<br />

Cause this true blue mack won't even front".<br />

I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum<br />

Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none<br />

I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk<br />

I'm trying to get funky cause I love the funk<br />

My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,<br />

I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.<br />

I know you stop and wonder just what it is..<br />

It's the California lifestyle that I live<br />

see im from the crew, dangerous bitch<br />

tellin everyone bout this freaky shit<br />

I know this girl named Annette<br />

Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick<br />

Hella freaky...won't say no for shit<br />

You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.<br />

I know another freak her name's Joanne<br />

I always get the pussy cuz I know I can<br />

Finest bitch around, ain't got no man<br />

Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.<br />

She's like another freak named Kristina<br />

Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor<br />

Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb<br />

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth<br />

You know I did all that shit<br />

She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,<br />

And go dig in them guts like a gardener,<br />

If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.<br />

Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales<br />

These are the tales I tell so well<br />

You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell<br />

Cuz Short Dogg's on the mic tellin' cocktails.<br />

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I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,<br />

Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,<br />

See her backstage trying to throw that ass,<br />

She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy<br />

You can't stop the bitch<br />

Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch<br />

My name is $hort my game is long<br />

I freak these hoes and sing these songs.<br />

I know a bitch named Stephanie<br />

Do anything she can to have sex with me<br />

She really don't bring out the best in me<br />

But I love her fine ass laying next to me.<br />

She's like another freak named Nicole<br />

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold<br />

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties<br />

I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.<br />

Angie called me up about two weeks later<br />

Talking some shit about do me player<br />

So I did her just like Tamara,<br />

Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.<br />

Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle<br />

Got my skin all under her fingernails<br />

She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit<br />

That was way back now I can't find the bitch<br />

But if I do, I'll probably do the same again<br />

Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.<br />

I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin<br />

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin<br />

You can bet your life as I spit these raps<br />

I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.<br />

I know a bitch her name was Sherry,<br />

I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married<br />

Pussy so good and I do mean very...<br />

Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.<br />

I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice<br />

You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife<br />

Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.<br />

I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch<br />

Like my other little tramp named Erika<br />

Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck<br />

Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America<br />

Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....<br />

Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales<br />

These are the tales that I tell so well<br />

You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell<br />

Cuz Short Dogg is on the mic telling cocktales!!!!!<br />

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BITCH!!<br />

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And it dont stop till the beat baby