Too Short - Short Short lyrics

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Short Short

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

and macking hoes

Short

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

cadillac on ???

[Verse 1]

I heard short dog settled down and tied the knot

you think I'm dreaming

you think I fade 'em all and lied a lot

My real friends know

I always try to find me a woman

but everywhere I go

bitches try to slide me something

now listen up, I try to make it quick

I tell you about my greatest hits

my latest flick, was a porno

cuz I reached that level

I fulfilled all my fantasies

I passed several.. beautiful women

im a thrill seeker, a pro player

my speciality is ex cheerleaders

dancers, gymnasts, and ballerinas

they all hot like some halapenos

if I released the names and pictures

of all the bitches

drop everything you doing

and call the missus

she was young when she met me

so don't hate her

im an entertainer

and a master manipulator

Short Dog let them know (What?)

Just how the game really goes (Its Pimping)

I don't think they know (She know)

The game is still not told (Well tell her)

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

cadillac on ???

[Verse 2]

Now would it make you maad?

Knowing Too Short had

wine and laughs

candle-lit bubble baths

I hit that ass

way before you knew your bitch

shes kinda fast

I still wanna do your bitch

take a chance, sit down and have a seat

you know the saying 'dont bring your girl round me'

did you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs?

Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs

fo sho

shes the type that you haad to marry

you walked in the room and said Halle Berry

Thats what she looked like

so I put my thing up in her, rolled over and said good night

when I woke up in the morning, she looked the same

so I did the same thing to her, hooked her mayn

I hit her two best friends first

thats what I did

she heard I was good in bed

thats what they said

Short Dog let them know (What?)

Just how the game really goes (They Know)

I don't think they know (They better)

The game is still not told (its game baby)

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

cadillac on ???

[Verse 3]

From 14-41, 4'11-6 feet

Lil mama was a big freak

The 6 footer had her time with me

I got some supermodel head on miami beach

Then I fingerfucked the woman on the plane next to me

when it landed, the flight attendant had sex with me

and they ask 'is it the pimp in you?'

I hit reporters morning after interviews

checking in, lil cutie at the front desk

all in my face, lookin like she wants this

later on, she asks me to play her a song

getting nasty in my room with her uniform on

I been with roommates, sisters, EVEN twins

next door neighbours ??? and best friends

I got passed around the crew, WILLINGLY

until this very day they all feeling me

Short Dog let them know (Know what?)

Just how the game really goes (Tell them)

I don't think they know (They know)

The game is still not told (beeeeeeyatch)

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold

Youze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog let 'em know

Still spitting that game

cadillac on ???