Too Short - Hoes lyrics

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You see some people like to play the dating game

Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"

Wine and dine and waste all that time

Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine

Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to fuck

Played like a sucker, you should know what's up

Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe

Listen to a real dog, cause I know

You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair

Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player

Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch

Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick

I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp

She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp

But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole

Deep throat this big dick and act real bold

You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass

Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash

And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail

Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell

Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts

But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts

And if you're Short Dog, they look like bank rolls

If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes

Cause hoes were made to be broken

It happens every day in Oakland

I need a bitch, that's one thing I know

Put my money where my mouth is and just break that hoe

Two and fro, they like to run in pairs

Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere

I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack

Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack

Prostitution is the oldest profession

Kick back young partner, learn your lesson

Pimp till you die, as long as you know

Pimps ain't nothing but hoes

Getting paid, for everything you say

If a hoe wants to fuck you, she gots to pay

Keep the bitch broke and control the world

Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls"

Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy slut

Take a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nuts

Get a square bitch, you gotta lie to kick it

But with a nasty bitch, she'll just lick it and lick it

I had a square bitch, man, she looked way too cool

She said she loved me, but is that true?

She asked me could she be my lady

Wanted so much to have my baby

So what bitch? I popped your cherry

Hell fucking no, I don't wanna get married

Cause can't no bitch hound me

Talking that shit about a family

I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice

Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose

Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight

And please don't trip on the cellulite

I got a fat bitch, sucking on my dick

Every day homie it's the same old shit

Don't look stupid, hoe, drop them goddamn drawers

Get your ass in the bed and let's fuck like dogs

On the very first night, we fucked

I got the pussy, I got sucked

I couldn't wait, she asked me why

I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, bitch

Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dry

The do what you say, and don't ask why

Who said that hoe ain't old enough?

If she could bleed, then she can fuck

Call me "Dirty Dog" but your cock stank

Motherfuckers think pimps ain't making bank

But the, pimp game just don't stop

You gotta be down to reach the top

I tell all my homies "Play these hoes"

Don't eat the pussy and play these hoes

Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking

Bitches like that you find all through Oakland

Miniskirts and no panties on

When it's time to fuck, it don't take too long

And it's mandatory for hoes to simp

Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps

So take this game and keep it for life

Never make a hoe into a housewife

Just get a good bitch, a workaholic like Holly

Bitch so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley

And make big bank, it's the pussy is dope

They keep coming back until the tricks go broke

But if that hoe jumps off the track

Another young bitch will bring them tricks right back