Harvest, favorite time of the year
Got past november, now we're in the clear
For the next 8 nights, the festive lights
Will bring some hanukkah cheer
It's harvest, the favorite time of the year

I'm fryin latkes, I'm makin a mess
With some jewish girl, pinchin tuchus
Time to dust off my dreidel, make some gelt
I ate ma's brisket, need to loosen my belt
Matzo ball soup, with plenty of chicken
All this schmaltz, makes my blood thicken
I got 8 gifts comin, one for each night
It's my favorite holiday, you better treat a player right
This ain't Rosh Hashanah, this ain't Passover
It's hanukkah baby, now move that ass over
It's even better than Yom Kippur
I got 7 gifts and I want one more
You love christmas but it's only one night
Some people say it's 12 but it's only one night
You need to light that menorah, we do it like this
Me, k, d harvey and judah maccabee-atch!

Harvest, favorite time of the year
Got past november, now we're in the clear
For the next 8 nights, the festive lights
Will bring some hanukkah cheer
It's harvest, the favorite time of the year