Too Short - Coming Up $Hort lyrics

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INTRO

(Bitch!)

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

Too $hort,Too $hort

REPEAT

Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face

to make sure you bitches understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga

Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin

I know ya starvin bitch what you GONNA eat?

Just because I PICKED you up I guess you waitin on me

It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plate

Cos on this date we just fuckin till it's late

I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour

I'm only out to fuck a bitch,fuck tryin to charm her

I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt

No money in her purse,a fuck is all SHES worth

Lookin hella good in the club like a ho

Bitch,you need to go find a nigga to buy some MORE drinks

At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands

While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin

Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos

And if you ain't fuckin I say "Later" to you hos

So if you bitches gotta plot

You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

REPEAT

Bitches be like rabbits WANTING diamonds and carats

See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff

I ain't never been a marked bitch,you too ballsy

Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me

I tell a bitch real quick,I ain't no TOOTSY ROLL

All you good fo' is some head and some pussy,ho!

And if the pussy and the head tight,we fuck em twice

Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice

Bitch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?

I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin hoin

Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on

RAISED UP OUT the pussy,now I'm in the traffic

Now pussy still wet,got my dick in her hand

Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands

STICKIN TO MY SCRIPT,never pussy-whipped

Seein niggas with them bitches,IM A TAURUS THE PIMP

I use to break hos for Scrilla,BUT NOW I GOT MINE AND

I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches

Livin large for a night,turn back into PUMPKINS

When I'm through fuckin,bitches leavin with nothin

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't fuck with me)

(Bitch!)Too $hort

Now break it down to the beat one time!

Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy

I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy

Bitches keep lookin for some Too $hort NUTS

Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust

Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her

Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer

No more player,no Shorty the Pimp

I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent

All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad

Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!"

Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!

Then my bitch turn into a rat

I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me

Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky

Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw

All the rappers who was fake ON THE mic,got raw

Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars

Now I ride the bus and shit

I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all

Now I can't afford breakfast

I lost everything I worked to be

Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me

Shit!Snap back came out of my dream

Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?

But fuck a wife biatch,stay away

Don't wanna own a pussy,keep the babies on lay-away

Bitch CALLED MY HOME,said it was mine

She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time

Star-struck bitch seein dollar signs,she think the WORLD is fine

Playin games so I taught her mine

Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap

Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep comin up $hort

Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort

(Bitch!)

REPEAT