Tomb Raider movie - Absurd lyrics

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Song by Fluke<br /><br>

King Kong, in Cannes, on a date with Spiderman. <br>

Dan Dar's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears. <br>

Down town, Mini mouse is slippin Micky's in the famous grouse, <br>

while big bird spreads the word<br>

Anybody with a heart votes love. <br>

Judge Dredd, found dead, face down in Snoopy's bed. <br>

Outside, Tweetie Pie's getting itchy on more supplies. <br>

Meanwhile, Snow White gets ready for work tonight, <br>

turning tricks with crystal tips.<br>

Trying to make the best of it's absurd. <br>

Puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks. <br>

Captain Kirk from Planet Earth, fights it out with Papa Smurf<br>

Some phoney little ponies, preying on old and lonely, <br>

making friends, robbing them<br>

The X men taught them everything. <br>

Betty Boop, tired of life, took vows, <br>

became a bride of Christ<br>

While Tin Tin's been playing at Caesar's palace live on ice. <br>

Babar Kumbayahs with the mighty Morphin movie stars, <br>

as big bird spreads the word<br>

Anybody with a heart votes love. <br>

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