Tom Lehrer - I Got It From Agnes lyrics

rate me

I love my friends and they love me

We're just as close as we can be

And just because we really care

Whatever we get, we share!

I got it from Agnes

She got it from Jim

We all agree it must have been him

Louise who gave it to him

Now she got it from Harry

Who got it from Marie

And ev'rybody knows that Marie

Got it from me

Giles got it from Daphne

She got it from Joan

Who picked it up in County Cork

A-kissin' the Blarney Stone

Pierre gave it to Shiela

Who must have brought it there

He got it from Francois and Jacques

Aha, lucky Pierre!

Max got it from Edith

Who gets it ev'ry spring

She got it from her Daddy

Who just gives her ev'rything

She then gave it to Daniel

Whose spaniel has it now

Our dentist even got it

And we're still wondering how

But I got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was Sue

Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie

It doesn't matter who

It might have been at the pub

or at the club, or in the loo

And if you will be my friend, then I might ...

(Mind you, I said "might" ...)

Give it to you!