Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) lyrics

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My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man! My bum is on the step Bum is on the step Don't fall down the step, you might hurt your bum! [laughing] And that's not very fun If you fall down and hurt your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for everyone My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese If I get lucky I'll get a disease! My bum is on the Swedish! Swedish! Swedish, Swedish My bum is on the gum My bum is on the gum I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum! My bum is on the ship The battleship I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum I'd shoot poo all over the place! POO POO!! [laugh] Cause that isn't very fun When they shoot a cannon in your bum I like to put my bum on things it's fun for everyone My bum is on the dog My bum is on the cat My bum is on the phone My bum is all alone... The rail is all alone The man is all alone The Swedish is all alone My bum is all alone.... 1, 2, 3, 4 My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone Get the poo off my bum! I need the poo off the bum! I've got to get the poo off my bum (poopoo) I want to hear the cannon! [Loon in the background] No, let me hear the cannon! [Loon in the background] NO NO NO, no, not the loon! My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON! (Cannon Explodes) Yeah! The cannon! Now get the poo off my bum! I want the poo-poo off my bum bum... ...can I hear the loon again, too...?