Toby Turner - Mini-Minotaur lyrics

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Tim-Tim plays for days in a maze

And there's a-

Mintotaur-taur

Tiny minotaur-taur

Little minotaur-taur

Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur

Tiny minotaur-taur

Little minotaur-taur

Mini minotaur-taur

Cute little tiny little minotaur sitting in a cradle

(Awe)

He thinks that maybe it's a baby but it NAY BE!!

I'M A TINY MINOTAAUURR! LITTLE MINOTAAUURR! KILL YOU ANY MINUTE-TAAUURR!

Mintotaur-taur

Tiny minotaur-taur

Little minotaur-taur

Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur

Tiny minotaur-taur

Little minotaur-taur

Mini minotaur-taur

How do defeat a mini minotaur?

Many mini minotaur-taurs hate tar-tar sauce

They're deathly allergic to tar-tar sauce

You'll be fine, do you have some tar-tar, Tim-Tim? (No)

You'll need some tar-tar to kill him (Oh)

Things are looking grim-grim for Tim-Tim

(Ah!)(Ohm!)([strike match]) [GASP]

Wait! What's that in his tum-tum, Tim-Tim? (What?)

It's a bottle of tar-tar, Tim-Tim

Someone before you tried to kill him

OPEN THE JAR! (Twist the lid off!)

OPEN THE JAR! (Counter-clockwise) (Oh)

Release tar-tar to kill minotaur

(Ah! Tar-tar, my only weakness!)

I'm alive! Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!<br />

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Thanks to Paytonius