Toby Turner - I Can Swing My Sword! lyrics

rate me

Do you like my sword, sword

Sword? my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford

Ford, my diamond sword, sword

Even if you could, could

I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword

Exactly in this manner, manner

Welcome to my manor, manor

I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword

Whenever I get bored, bored

I can swing my sword, sword

I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards

But I had it restored

And it was expensive

But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business

And by that I mean swinging swords

Please do not ignore

Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical

You know I am the oracle

I know you like my sword

It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying

But that would be fine

Because it is awesome

And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword

'Cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swordssa!

HA HA HA HA HA!

Thanks to G for correcting these lyrics