Tism - The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword lyrics

rate me

There's violence on the television

And letter bombs in the mail:

But things can't be all that bad

'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail.

Famine eats up children;

The peace talks always fail:

But things can't be all that bad

'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail.

You might have double malaria -

Doctors see you and go pale:

But things can't be all that bad

'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail.

Christ Himself on the cross

Told the guy banging in the nail:

"Mate, things can't be all that bad

'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail."

I can put up with Ronald Reagan

I can put up with Micham Begin

I can put up with tetraplegia

I can put up with total amnesia

I can put up with black spiky hair

I can put up with germ warfare

I can put up with Chasers and Inflation

I can put up with hyperventilation

I can put up with bowel dysfunction

I can put up with nuclear destruction

I can put up with Mike Willesse - well, at a pinch:

But one thing I can not put up with is Derryn fucking Hinch.