Tism - I'm Interested In Apathy lyrics

rate me

I know how to cheat at Tattslotto

I got a great idea for a song

I know the truth about Marylin Monroe

I can prove Einstein's theory wrong

But that's not what motivates me.

I'm interested in apathy.

I can predict mankind's fate

I know where there's oil in Bass Straight

All the deserts I could irrigate!

All the poor I could emancipate!

But none of this petty stuff for me.

I'm interested in apathy.

I've got the cure for all known disease

I know how to make money grow on trees

I know how to stop terrorism

I know one of the guys in TISM

Enough of this wretched pedantry.

I'm interested in apathy.

Here we are at the last verse.

I've lost interest.