Tism - If You're Creative, Get Stuffed lyrics

rate me

My dad's a builder,

His friend's a plumber,

They're both getting cancer

And you can get fucked.

He works like a nigger

For a moderate figure -

We're not underprivilidged,

But you can get fucked.

Chorus

If you're creative, get stuffed

Their work involves toil;

They dig in the soil

And sweat on their foreheads:

You can get fucked.

My dad's better than your dad;

I'm better than you;

Your dad does something in advertising

And you'll be a gigolo too.

If you're an adman, artist, poet or actor;

Student, tutor, writer, chiropractor;

If you design clothing

Or make your living from posing;

If you paint pictures

Or run a boutique for bitches;

If you deal in antiques

Or anything chic;

If your career involves feeling

Instead of hauling and kneeling,

There's the end of the matter -

You can get stuffed.