Tism - I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl lyrics

rate me

My hair ain’t boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so;

Won’t never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow;

To be something, is something I fall short of

But me and Hawthorn’s captain are connected (sort of).

I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford!

Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum’s

I met the Gallagher Brothers - though not the famous ones

My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift

I had dinner at Warney’s - but that’s just an urban myth

I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy;

I told her that I liked her, though didn’t call her Mond’y –

She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don’t knock back a win,

Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that “You’re in!”

Ain’t never had a lesbo; nor two-girls-at-one-time did;

But this I’ll always have to impress me wife and kid.

The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter.

I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter.