Tism - DJ Trevor lyrics

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Singer croon the tune that makes the bucka

Guitarist girly-heartstring-plucka

Drummer they drive the moshpit-a-rucka

But DJ Trevor goes “wucka wucka”

Mixer drink help youth run amucka

Vitamin B help them after they chucka

Toilet ducka take away the yucka

But DJ Trevor goes “wucka wucka”

DJ Trevor

Social worker help you when you run out of lucka

Psychiatrist help you when you’re panic-strucka

Accountant help you dodgy tax deducta

Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tucka

Lift operator come when you get stucka

Garbo come to take away your mucka

Chef serve you freshly oyster shucka

But DJ Trevor goes “wucka wucka”

He really famous but he not that clever

He model himself on Chappell Trevor

Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the trucka

Biological clock help you to feel clucka

Tenancy Law help you to usufructa?

- Look it up.

Female attention and male veneration

With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination