I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass tellin' me every move to make 
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass tellin' me how to bake a cake 
And I've just about had my fill of Doctor Fuckin' Phil 
Tired of lookin' at Tiger's ass and Shaquille O'Fuckin' Neal 

Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair 
Just proof that you can be stupid and still be a billion-fuckin'-aire 

I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing 
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowin' every fuckin' thing 
Jen, Brad and Angelina's ass; I'm about tired of lookin' at them 
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass to run out of fuckin' film 

I'm tired of everything on T.V. 
Everybody Loves Raymond...except for fuckin' me 

I'm tired of that Lance's ass in France ridin' on a bike 
And I could pretty much give a damn what some actress' dress looks like 
It'd be nice if hip-hop's ass would finally learn to play three chords 
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass and their hand-me-a-trophy awards 

Barry Bonds gettin' a bunch of fake home runs 
And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass and Git-R-Fuckin'-Done 

I'd like to watch football's ass without worryin' about T. O. 
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass where the fuck he can fuckin' go 
I'll be the first to second tellin' the Third World what the fuck they can fuckin' do 
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass get whipped by the Jews 
I'm tired of my own ass for singin' this fuckin' song 
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of, but the list's too fuckin' long 
And I could be wrong 
Oh, I could be wrong<br />
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			     Thanks to razvan