Tim Minchin - Cont lyrics

rate me

I don't like Jews

Neither should you

They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact

I don't like black people

It's just not acceptable

There should be some kind of law, that is that

And I get the shits

With Inuits

They get on my tits, the little bastards

And women

Just make me so mad

Does that make me bad, am I bad?

Is that bad?

And the fuckin' Italians

I just cannot stand them

They really inspire my rancour

Cheating fucking Italian wankers!

And lesbians and the bicurious

Make me furious

It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

And fuckin' Christians

I just want to punch them in their faces

And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube

And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers

And I hate gays who talk camply

And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry

I hate the rich

I hate the poor

I hate bitches

I hate whores

I hate Africans

I hate Japanese

I hate the disabled

I hate Burmese

Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed

I will judge you for no reason

[At this point, Tim "realises" that he's made a mistake: "Fuck, Sorry.

That's the trouble with trying out new stuff, it's... I had half the lyrics

covered up. I think we should probably do it again. I think if we leave it

there I might run the risk of being misconstrued. It's not even called

'Cont', it called 'Context'."]

I don't like Jews

Who make and distribute kiddy porn

Neither should you

Their ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact

I don't like black people

Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives

It's just not acceptable

There should be some kind of law, that is that

And I get the shits

With Inuits

Who find out what job I do

And regale me with a racist joke or two

They get on my tits, the little bastards

And women

Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis

career and mothering

Just make me so mad

Does that make me bad, am I bad?

Is that bad?

And the fuckin' Italians

I just cannot stand them

When they take a dive in the penalty box

Denying Australia its World Cup spot

They really inspire my rancour

Cheating fucking Italian wankers

And lesbians and the bicurious

Make me furious

When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow

When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital

It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

And fuckin' Christians

Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection

I just want to punch them in their faces

Although my anger is fleeting

I understand their frustration

She's a little too hesitant

And I'm not comfortable Muslims on the tube

Who look over my shoulder when I'm readin'

And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers

Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding

And I hate gays who talk camply

During the final act of King Lear

And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry

When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered

rhinoceros

I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry

I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry

I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies

I hate whores who won't accept Visa

I hate African racists

I hate Japanese homophobes

I hate those disabled rapists

I hate Burmese cats

Yeah, I don't care about your colour or your creed

I will judge you for no reason...

But your deeds