Tim Hawkins - Things You Don't Say To Your Wife lyrics

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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?

That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame

Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

These are the things you don't say to your wife

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday

I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK

Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show

I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

These are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes

The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake

Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?

Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

These are the things you don't say to your wife

If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife

These are the things you don't say to your wife