Tim Hawkins - My Name Is Bob lyrics

rate me

I got an apartment,

I think you know.

but the rent was just to high to pay,

so I got a room mate,

I didn't know,

and he moved his stuff in yesterday,

When he walked in,

oooh,

He said to me,

My name's Bob

and I'm a slob

and I just thought i'd let you know

I don't shave,

and I don't bathe

and I love to nibble on my toes,

I gotta be honest,

I think you know.

but his odor was one you can't ignore,

so I tried to take it,

oooh,

then my sister knocked upon the door,

when she walked in,

oooh,

Bob stuck out his hand,

and said,

My name's Bob,

and I'm a slob,

and I just thought you wouldn't care,

I don't shave,

and I don't bathe,

and I don't change my underwear,

well my sister freaked out,

I think you know,

she went out the door and ran away,

so I called my buddies,

oooh,

to teach him a lesson yesterday,

never again,

oooh,

won't happen again,

I said, hey Bob

you freaky slob,

and my friends pin you to the ground,

and I just said that you,

reek bad,

and I just thought I'd hold you down,

you're a slob,

oh and I am not,

I just thought I'd let you know,

you're a slob,

oh and I am not,

I just thought that you should gooo