Tim Hawkins - Irritating lyrics

rate me

(Spoken:)

"Uh-huh"

"Goes like this"

"Uh-huh"

"That's just the way it is"

"Uh-huh"

"Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?"

"Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal again, please?"

(Not spoken:)

I'm out

Drivin' in my car

I'm not

Goin' very far

Bummed out

'Cuz I forgot all my CD's

And MP3's

So I turn

On the radio

Hope I

Hear a song I know

But each

Time I do I hear this song

And it's so wrong

Give it a rest

You sound like a pest

You're tryin' to be cool

You're in middle school

If I had a chace

I'd ask Avril Lavigne-

Tell me

Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?

I know that when I

Hear it some 20 times a day it gets me frustrated

When I hear you

And you nag

And you whine

And you wheeze

And you scream

And you're bad

And I don't think I

Ever never really hear a song that I so much hated

Oh, no

Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?

I know that I just

Feel like I'm gonna heave every time they play it

I hate it when you

And you nag

And you whine

And you wheeze

And you scream

And you're bad

And I don't think I

Ever never really heard a song so overrated

Oh, no

(Spoken:)

"Hey... exuse - yeah... My - my voice is doing that again... Yeah... No -

no... no I'm not, I'm... No I'm not, I'm not telling - I'm not critiquing

you, okay, I just... can you make it... normal?... wait... don't... where

are you going??? Wait... hey, come back!!!..."