Tim Hawkins

Tim Hawkins - Colonoscopy lyrics

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You have some lovely children and a lovely wife

you have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life

but you do knew this day was coming

it was always meant to be

your doctor says it times to have a colonoscopy

chorus:

oh colon, colon

colonoscopy

a wonderful procedure as everyone can see

your number's up, it's time to take one for the team

it's right there on the schedule

colonoscopy

there is a preperation that you should know about

you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out

they'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside

in honesty it can be a bumpy ride

Chorus:

oh colon, colon

colonoscopy

a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease

stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze

you can't get away from

colonoscopy

it's not alot of pleasure, it's not alot of fun

but now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done

it's not an ordinary exam

you lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

oh colon, colon

colonoscopy

a wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree

never underestimate how thorough they will be

it's time to take your medicene

colonoscopy

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