Third Eye Blind - Non-Dairy Creamer lyrics
rate meThey call it KFC,<br />
Cause its not really chicken.<br />
Hot Cheetos for breakfast,<br />
Make a young student sickened.<br />
Did you ever think someones tricking you?<br />
<br />
And the guy in the pulpit,<br />
Is a bigot and a liar,<br />
Some kid walks into my school,<br />
And opens fire.<br />
Heard any good jokes lately?<br />
Cause we sure do need them.<br />
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom.<br />
<br />
So whats it going to be?<br />
Are you real to me?<br />
Or are you nondairy creamer?<br />
<br />
A new love,<br />
Is burning up in me,<br />
Cause one in four American girls has an STD.<br />
And you can buy yourself some implants,<br />
But you can't buy soul threat level orange.<br />
<br />
With your chest pumped out,<br />
What are you so afraid about?<br />
With your chest pumped out,<br />
What are you so afraid about?<br />
What are you so afraid of?<br />
What are you so afraid of?<br />
<br />
Whats it going to be?<br />
Are you real to me?<br />
Or are you nondairy creamer?<br />
<br />
And two gay guys got married,<br />
Brought the family to its knees.<br />
How did they blow us to smithereens?<br />
Just a couple of queens.<br />
How did they do it?<br />
I'm telling you now,<br />
Brought marriage to an end,<br />
And I found myself some culprits,<br />
It's two young gay republicans.<br />
Young gay republicans.<br />
Young gay republicans.<br />
Young gay republicans.<br />
<br />
So what's it going to be?<br />
Are you real to me?<br />
Or are you nondairy creamer?<br />
So what's it going to be?<br />
Are you real to me?<br />
Or are you nondairy creamer?<br />
<br />
Mission Accomplished.<br />
Mission Accomplished.<br />
Mission Accomplished.<br />
<br />
Some, someone we let murder,<br />
Some, some we let go.<br />
Some, someone we let murder,<br />
Some, some we let go.<br />
(not real sure on this stanza)<br />
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I sincerely want to thank you all for listening,<br />
I thank you all<br />
