Yeah, everything Thermals 
Straight from the pages of your journal 
I know nobody's ever seen it 
The Thermals know all your secrets 

Yeah, everything Thermals 
Born in an outer space wormhole 
Brought to life by the big bang 
Traveled to Earth in a Dodge van 

The Thermals go right to your head 
The Thermals have sex in your bed 
Everything in circles 

Yeah, everything Thermals 
They come in 4 shades of purple 
Some are tight, some have trousers 
Some have pictures of flowers 
They are The Thermals 
They guarantee life eternal 
They only need skin and bones 
And a sweet pair of headphones 
The Thermals don't need drugs to have a good time 
The Thermals need drugs just to stay alive 
Everything in circles 
Yeah, everything