The Zits - Teenage Fatass lyrics

rate me

I come home and scratch the back of my head

What the hell am I gonna do?

I feel dead

This place's a fucking nightmare

I sit on my couch and stare and stare and stare

It's been 4 months since I've changed my underwear

I'm not a loser

Hey, what's for lunch?

Teenage fatass

I'm 300 pounds and I don't give a fuck

Teenage fatass

I canceled my cable, and now I'm feeling fried

Teenage fatass

I gobbled down about 20 pizza pies

Teenage fatass

All I got in my life is my girl

Jelly-filled donuts make me hurl

I need new clothes, my fat is bulging out

Skinny guys don't know what it's all about

I shove burgers in my face when I'm feeling down

I got no friends cause I ain't got no phone

I listen to my records when I'm all alone

I bought a 30 pack of soda pop

And kick back, watch an episode of "Lost"

Am I mentally stable?

My electric is shut off

I'm not a loser

Hey, what's for lunch?

Teenage fatass

I'm 300 pounds and I don't give a fuck

Teenage fatass

I canceled my cable, and now I'm fucking fried

Teenage fatass

I gobbled down about 20 pizza pies

Teenage fatass

I'LL FUCK YOU UP!