The Wurzels - Combine Harvester lyrics

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I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

She made I laugh, haha

I'll Stick by you I'll give you all that ya need

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

And yu know I'll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Eat sleep in the kitchen it's a proper disgrace

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give u the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby, HA

Weren't we grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand

We had our photos tooken us holding hands

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me

Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me

Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give ou the key

Aarrr, you're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur land haha