The Wizard of Oz movie - DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD (REPRISE) lyrics
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Wizard<br>
Why have you come back?<br>
Dorothy<br>
Please, sir. We've done what you told us. <br>
We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her.<br>
Wizard<br>
Oh - you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!<br>
Dorothy<br>
Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us - if you please, sir.<br>
Wizard<br>
Not so fast! Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought! <br>
Go away and come back tomorrow!<br>
Dorothy<br>
Tomorrow! Oh, but I want to go home now!<br>
Wizard<br>
Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow! Oh! <br>
The Great Oz has spoken! <br>
Oh! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. The Great, Powerful -- has spoken --<br>
Dorothy<br>
Who are you?<br>
Wizard<br>
Well, I - I - I am the Great and Powerful - Wizard of Oz.<br>
Dorothy<br>
You are?<br>
Wizard<br>
Uh - <br>
Dorothy<br>
I don't believe you!<br>
Wizard<br>
No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me. <br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh - you're a very bad man!<br>
Wizard<br>
Oh, no, my dear. I - I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad Wizard.<br>
Scarecrow<br>
What about the heart that you promised the Tin Man?<br>
Wizard<br>
Well, I -<br>
Scarecrow<br>
And the courage you promised Cowardly Lion?<br>
Wizard<br>
Well, I -<br>
Tin Man and Lion<br>
And Scarecrow's brain?<br>
Wizard<br>
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. <br>
Back where I come from we have universities - seats of great learning - <br>
where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, <br>
they think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have. But - <br>
they have one thing you haven't got - a diploma! Therefore, by virtue <br>
of the authority vested in me by the Universita Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, <br>
I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.<br>
Scarecrow<br>
Th.D.?<br>
Wizard<br>
Yeah - that - that's Dr. of Thinkology<br>
Scarecrow<br>
How can I ever thank you enough?<br>
Wizard<br>
Well, you can't! As for you my fine friend, you are a victim or disorganized thinking. <br>
You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger you <br>
have no courage! You are confusing courage with wisdom. Back where I come fro mwe have <br>
men who are called heroes. Once a year they take their fortitude out of mothballs and <br>
parade it down the main street of the city. And they have no more courage than you have. <br>
But - they have one thing that you haven't got! A medal!! Therefore, for meritorious conduct, <br>
extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against wicked witches, I award you the Triple Cross. <br>
You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!<br>
Lion<br>
Oh - oh, shucks, folks - I'm speechless!<br>
Wizard<br>
As for you, my galvanized friend - you want a heart! <br>
You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. <br>
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.<br>
Tin Man<br>
But I - I still want one.<br>
Wizard<br>
Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. <br>
They are called phil....er.....phil...er...er....good-deed-doers <br>
and their hearts are no bigger than yours, but they have one thing you haven't got! <br>
A testimonial! Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure <br>
at this time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection. <br>
And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, <br>
but by how much you are loved by others.<br>
Tin Man<br>
Oh, Oh, it ticks! Listen! Look, it ticks!<br>
Lion<br>
Read - read what my medal says. Courage! Ain't it the truth!<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh - oh they're all wonderful.<br>
Scarecrow<br>
Hey, what about Dorothy?<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me.<br>
Wizard<br>
Well - you force me into a cataclysmic decision. <br>
The only way to get Dorothy back to Kansas is for me to take her there myself!<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh! Oh, will you? Could you? Oh! Oh, but are you a clever enough wizard to manage it?<br>
Wizard<br>
Child, you cut me to the quick! I'm an old Kansas man myself, born and bred - <br>
in the heart of the western wilderness, premier Baloonist, highest class. <br>
And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the Land of E Pluribus Unum!<br>
This is positivey the finest exhibition ever to be shown.....well, be that as it may. <br>
I, your Wizard, par adua outer, am about to embark on a hazardous and technically <br>
unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere. To confer, converse and otherwise <br>
hob-nob with my brother wizards. And I hereby decree that until what time, if any, <br>
that I return, the Scarecrow by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, <br>
assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart, and the Lion by virtue of his <br>
courage! Obey them as you would me.<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh, Toto - come back! Toto! Toto! Oh, don't go without me! I'll be right back! Toto!<br>
Tin Man<br>
Stop that dog!<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh, come back, come back, don't go without me! Please, come back!<br>
Wizard<br>
I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Goodbye, folks! People of Oz<br>
Peope of OZ<br>
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! <br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh, now I'll never get home!<br>
Lion<br>
Stay with us, then, Dorothy. We all love you. We don't want you to go.<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh, that's very kind of you, but this could never be like Kansas. <br>
Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what <br>
happened to me by now. Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to do?<br>
Scarecrow<br>
Look! Here's someone who can help you.<br>
Dorothy<br>
Oh - will you help me? Can you help me?<br>
Glinda<br>
You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.<br>
Dorothy<br>
I have?<br>
Scarecrow<br>
Then why didn't you tell her before?<br>
Glinda<br>
Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.<br>
Tin Man<br>
What have you learned, Dorothy?<br>
Dorothy<br>
Well, I - I think that it - that it wasn't enough just to want to see <br>
Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. And that it's that - if I ever go looking <br>
for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard, <br>
because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?<br>
Glinda<br>
That's all it is!<br>
Glinda<br>
Are you ready now?<br>
Dorothy<br>
Yes. Say goodbye, Toto. Yes, I'm ready now.<br>
Glinda<br>
Then close your eyes and think to yourself 'There's no place like home. <br>
There's no place like home.'<br>
Dorothy and Glinda<br>
'There's no place like home. There's no place like home.'<br>
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