The Witches of Eastwick movie - Who's the Man? lyrics

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Darryl-<br>

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Who's the man? Who's the man? <br>

Who's the soul who had control since this whole thing began? <br>

Who wears the pants? <br>

Who holds the key? <br>

More to the point, who's got a big one swinging down to his knee? <br>

Metaphorically... <br>

Who gets it done when no-one else can? <br>

I ask you! Who's the man?<br>

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What makes a king? Defines the boss? <br>

A family crest, a hairy chest, and testes two feet across! <br>

And in the bed- snap crackle pop! <br>

Sure times have changed, but by and large the man still comes out on top. <br>

On a good night...<br>

Who has the goods? Who has the plan? Three guesses!<br>

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Now as everyone knows, <br>

when women are near a guy has to say what a girl wants to hear. <br>

But when he's alone though, he shouts loud and clear, <br>

the truth of it all- <br>

that in the final act, God willing, <br>

its the man who gets top billing.<br>

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Come on guys, daddy's taking it home!<br>

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Darryl and Men-<br>

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Who got here first? Huh? That ain't no fib! <br>

Yeah, life was chicken wings and beer till Adam coughed up that rib- <br>

yet though the years and through the grief, <br>

on other's eyes a guy's still measured by the size of his leaf! <br>

So to speak...<br>

just like it was when this big world began- <br>

I tell ya; who's the maaaaaaaaaaaan?!?<br>

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Say your world is in trouble, at war, <br>

with tempers aflame; <br>

do you turn to the warm reflections of some sensitive dame, <br>

or run to that hairy ape who wrote the freaking rules of the game?<br>

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Who's going to run the goddam show when the shit hits the fan? <br>

I'm talking more beast than beauty, <br>

more Peter than Pan. <br>

You don't believe me, read your bible, <br>

its there in the original plan!<br>

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No question- who's the man?<br>

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Darryl-<br>

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Who's the man?<br>

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