The Witches of Eastwick movie - Wedding lyrics
rate meSong by Joanna Riding<br /><br>
Townspeople-<br>
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The groom's in black, the bride's in white, <br>
the angels sing as well they might. <br>
Let heaven shine its sacred light on this blessed event.<br>
<br>
Rev. Parsley-<br>
<br>
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together <br>
to join this man and woman in the eyes of our Lord.<br>
<br>
Townspeople-<br>
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And Eastwick. Those whom God would join, <br>
let no man....or woman tear asunder.<br>
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Jane-<br>
<br>
I close my eyes and I wish him gone- <br>
I close my eyes and I dream this never happened. <br>
I close my eyes and I wish our lives unfettered by this madness<br>
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(Alex jams the pin into the puppet)<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Argh!<br>
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Rev. Parsley-<br>
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Dearly beloved we are gathered here together..<br>
<br>
Darryl-<br>
<br>
Yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda- <br>
cut to the chase already!<br>
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Jane (as Darryl cries out after every line)-<br>
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We humbly ask, we simply wish, with eyes cast down, <br>
with thoughts of good, with hope and more<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Goddamit!<br>
<br>
Rev Parsley-<br>
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Mr Van Horne!<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Hurry it up Rev! I'm in a crunch for time here!<br>
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Jane-<br>
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That's all we're asking for!<br>
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Ed-<br>
<br>
Do you Darryl take this woman?<br>
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Darryl-<br>
<br>
OW!<br>
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Ed-<br>
<br>
Do you Darryl take...?<br>
<br>
Darryl-<br>
<br>
OW!<br>
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Rev Parsley-<br>
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Do you Darryl...?<br>
<br>
Darryl-<br>
<br>
OW!<br>
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Rev Parsley (Darryl)-<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Do (OW)<br>
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Jane-<br>
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I speak the words, I think the thought<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Who's doing that?<br>
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Jane-<br>
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The moon shines bright, the night is blessed, <br>
let the heavens grant us our request! <br>
The heavens hear us if they dare- <br>
hear our prayer, hear our prayer, <br>
hear our prayer, hear our prayer!!<br>
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Darryl-<br>
<br>
You'd better be saying your prayers you bitches!!!<br>
<br>
You think you've won? Well guess again! <br>
Because the rooster rules the roost and not the hen! <br>
Ow ow ow ow...you've got no strength! <br>
You've got no sting! And in this cockfight known as life, <br>
you're lacking one crucial thing...!!!<br>
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(Sukie jams the pin into the puppet's crotch)<br>
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Ooooow!!! Yes that would be it....<br>
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You risk the heights, you'd best be ready to fall, <br>
and without me gals- <br>
hell, you're nothing at all! <br>
You did your best, as much as anyone can! <br>
But in the end you're just *women* and I am the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.....!!!!<br>
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