The Witches of Eastwick movie - I Love a Little Town lyrics
rate meSong by Rosemary Ashe<br /><br>
Darryl-<br>
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There's nothing I enjoy so much as somewhere tucked away, <br>
that's the same from day to day- where nothing seems to happen, <br>
but the gums are always flapping. A town that might attract you not <br>
with what so much as who, with nothing to distract you such as things <br>
to...well, to do. City life's impossible, and wholly out of touch- <br>
four star restaurants and such; no the grub at these here parties <br>
beats the pants off lunch at Sardi's. <br>
Sure, some say life is gloomy in a place of no renown; <br>
well, call me hick and sue me but I love a little town!<br>
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Darryl and Townspeople-<br>
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Yes Ma'am! I love a little town! I love the little streets and <br>
I love those little houses and goddamn! <br>
I love the little life! <br>
Sure the small-town folk are flighty, but holy crap, <br>
Christ almighty, I love a little town!<br>
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Brenda-<br>
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Mr Van Horne, your language!<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Oh come on, this isn't a real church- you guys are Methodists, right?<br>
I'm telling you, a little town's the place you gotta be. <br>
There's always stuff to see; no picture shows a showin', <br>
but by god that grass keeps growing. <br>
No lights that might attract you, <br>
but in fact, where things ain't bright, well- <br>
a man can look and actually see the stars at night....<br>
like bright little pinpricks in the black velvety darkness <br>
and oh my God that's probably the extent of nightlife in this <br>
Godforsaken pit! Christ-all-freaking-mighty, <br>
what have I gotten myself into?!? <br>
Why don't you just take a gun right now and shoot me right between the....<br>
I'm so sorry, you're still here, aren't you?<br>
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Darryl and Townspeople-<br>
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Yes Ma'am! I love a little town! I love the little streets and <br>
I love those little houses and goddamn! <br>
I love the little life! Sure the small-town folk are flighty, <br>
but holy crap, Christ almighty, I love a little town!<br>
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Felicia-<br>
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That's all very well Mr Van Horne, but what about the wetlands? <br>
What about the egrets? What about their plight? <br>
You talk about right, Mr Van Horne- but what about the order? <br>
Why upset the natural order? What about the egrets?<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Honey, T-U-F-F, tuff.<br>
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Felicia-<br>
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Tough?<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Titty.<br>
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Felicia-<br>
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Mr Van Horne...<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Mrs Gabriel, I happen to be a firm believer in shaking up the <br>
natural order from time to time. Keeps the critters on their toes.<br>
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Felicia-<br>
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The animals we're talking about don't have toes. <br>
They have talons, Mr Van Horne. They have claws..<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Oh and honey, don't I know it!<br>
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Felicia-<br>
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Mr Van Horne...<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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And now my friends and neighbours, a toast if you'd allow me- <br>
before we eat our Ho-Ho's and drink our Kool-Aid down; <br>
I love this party like I love you little people, and I love...<br>
<br>
All-<br>
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He says he loves..<br>
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Darryl and all-<br>
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A little town!!<br>
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Darryl-<br>
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Bottoms up! <br>
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