The Witches of Eastwick movie

The Witches of Eastwick movie - I Love a Little Town lyrics

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Song by Rosemary Ashe<br /><br>

Darryl-<br>

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There's nothing I enjoy so much as somewhere tucked away, <br>

that's the same from day to day- where nothing seems to happen, <br>

but the gums are always flapping. A town that might attract you not <br>

with what so much as who, with nothing to distract you such as things <br>

to...well, to do. City life's impossible, and wholly out of touch- <br>

four star restaurants and such; no the grub at these here parties <br>

beats the pants off lunch at Sardi's. <br>

Sure, some say life is gloomy in a place of no renown; <br>

well, call me hick and sue me but I love a little town!<br>

<br>

Darryl and Townspeople-<br>

<br>

Yes Ma'am! I love a little town! I love the little streets and <br>

I love those little houses and goddamn! <br>

I love the little life! <br>

Sure the small-town folk are flighty, but holy crap, <br>

Christ almighty, I love a little town!<br>

<br>

Brenda-<br>

<br>

Mr Van Horne, your language!<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

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Oh come on, this isn't a real church- you guys are Methodists, right?<br>

I'm telling you, a little town's the place you gotta be. <br>

There's always stuff to see; no picture shows a showin', <br>

but by god that grass keeps growing. <br>

No lights that might attract you, <br>

but in fact, where things ain't bright, well- <br>

a man can look and actually see the stars at night....<br>

like bright little pinpricks in the black velvety darkness <br>

and oh my God that's probably the extent of nightlife in this <br>

Godforsaken pit! Christ-all-freaking-mighty, <br>

what have I gotten myself into?!? <br>

Why don't you just take a gun right now and shoot me right between the....<br>

I'm so sorry, you're still here, aren't you?<br>

<br>

Darryl and Townspeople-<br>

<br>

Yes Ma'am! I love a little town! I love the little streets and <br>

I love those little houses and goddamn! <br>

I love the little life! Sure the small-town folk are flighty, <br>

but holy crap, Christ almighty, I love a little town!<br>

<br>

Felicia-<br>

<br>

That's all very well Mr Van Horne, but what about the wetlands? <br>

What about the egrets? What about their plight? <br>

You talk about right, Mr Van Horne- but what about the order? <br>

Why upset the natural order? What about the egrets?<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

<br>

Honey, T-U-F-F, tuff.<br>

<br>

Felicia-<br>

<br>

Tough?<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

<br>

Titty.<br>

<br>

Felicia-<br>

<br>

Mr Van Horne...<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

<br>

Mrs Gabriel, I happen to be a firm believer in shaking up the <br>

natural order from time to time. Keeps the critters on their toes.<br>

<br>

Felicia-<br>

<br>

The animals we're talking about don't have toes. <br>

They have talons, Mr Van Horne. They have claws..<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

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Oh and honey, don't I know it!<br>

<br>

Felicia-<br>

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Mr Van Horne...<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

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And now my friends and neighbours, a toast if you'd allow me- <br>

before we eat our Ho-Ho's and drink our Kool-Aid down; <br>

I love this party like I love you little people, and I love...<br>

<br>

All-<br>

<br>

He says he loves..<br>

<br>

Darryl and all-<br>

<br>

A little town!!<br>

<br>

Darryl-<br>

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Bottoms up! <br>

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