The Whitest Kids U Know - The God Says Song lyrics

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When I was just a child

Before I would turn out the light

I kneeled beside my bed and say my prayers every night

Asked God to keep me safe

And keep everything alright

Then I'd be real still and quiet until I could hear his reply

And God said wash your hands

Or your family will die

And grandpa will get cancer

If you don't touch the stove three times

Your dog will run away

If you ever tell a lie

Nobody understands

When God says wash your hands

When God says wash your hands

God says wash your hands

Now as the years went by

God stood by me through the thin and thick

Though it seems that with his age

The good Lord's gone a tad eccentric

Why I need to save my pee

I don't understand a lick

But it's better I bet than to live with regret

So I guess I better do it

Cause God said stay inside

Or get flesh-eating disease

I'll totally make some kid retarded

If you don't throw salt when you sneeze

And you'll never get to heaven

Unless you kill Bill Bellamy

Nobody understands

When God says wash your hands

Nobody understands

When God says wash your hands

And I hope that it's all wrong

Cause God said 'Don't sing this song'

And I hope that it's all wrong

Cause God said 'Don't sing this song'

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