The Violent Husbands - The Carpenter lyrics

rate me

If I was to be a carpenter

in a company not far from here

Then I would raise my children

for the carpenting career

Well I’d surely never hit nobody

with my HAMMER

Well, I surely wouldn’t make you fall

I wouldn’t kill my daughter

I wouldn’t starve people

when they stay at my place

I wouldn’t steal the companies money

And I surely wouldn’t,

wouldn’t SHOUT at anybody

Oh no no , I’m well raised

If I was to be a juggler

I surely would not agree

I wouldn’t make you talk about it,

about proper “edumacation” at the R.U.G.

I said “life without a wife, is like a kitchen without a knife”

I said “life without a wife, is like a kitchen without a knife”

But if you look at my wife

I’m gonna stab you with my knife

If you look at my wife

I’m gonna get you from the behind

I’m stuck in jail, no money to pay the bail

I’m stuck in jail, no money to pay the bail

Do you wanna know why I got stuck in jail?

I’ve been a bad husband, a bad bad husband

I’ve been a “really” bad husband

I’ve been a bad husband, a bad bad husband

Got mixed up in the life

of the governor's wife

Got mixed up in the life

of the president's wife

Got mixed up in the life

of my best friend’s wife

...and now I will raise his children

for the carpenting career